
The Perfect Church
If you should find the perfect church
Without one fault or smear,
For goodness sake! Don’t join that church:
You’d spoil the atmosphere.
And now these three remain: Coffee, Theology and Humour. But the greatest of these is God.

Those who believe the Bible to be the literal word of God, scored slightly under average, while those who say it is not the word of God, scored slightly better.